My Hands Are Blessed To Have Touched The Sun

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

deansthomass:

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

mrsfscottfitzgerald:

mother-of-snapdragons:

s1uts:

anticipatedrepudiation:

tooth-and-nails:

Your boss is not your friend. Your boss is not someone you can trust. Your relationship with your boss needs to be entirely professional.

• Do not do your boss favours. No working for free. No doing unreasonable duties. No working outside the hours you state as available.
• Do not say anything to your boss. About anything. Keep it work related. They will only use personal information against you.
• Know your rights. Know the laws. Your boss will come at you trying to get you to quit like its a favour to you. Its usually because they can’t legally fire you.
• Be wary around your coworkers. Some will have no problem passing things along to your boss. Such as your mental health or financial standing
  
• Never offer to pay for anything lost, stolen or broken. Especially if money is missing from the till.
• Demand safe working conditions.

Your boss is only there to exploit your labour for profit. Unfortunately you need that labour to sustain yourself. Just be careful.

Your boss will likely act buddy/buddy with you. Let them. But don’t reciprocate. They tell you how they got wasted and are super hungover at work? You tell them how you wish you weren’t such a boring person who goes to bed at 10p every night. They tell you how much they don’t like your co-worker, you tell them that the co-worker tries their hardest.

most importantly DO NOT FUCK YOUR BOSS

DO NOT FUCK YOUR COWORKERS EITHER

Don’t get your honey where you get your money !!!!

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

squashs:

craiganthonywells:

squashs:

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

that’s what I wanted to hear